Monday, September 20, 2010

Top 5 Excuses To Get Money From Your Parents

Oh the joys of being a broke college student. Money starts getting tight and your groveling skills with your parents are put to the test. Luckily I've been in those same shoes and have decided to pass my knowledge of what to do down to you. Here are my own personal "Top 5 Excuses" to help you get that extra cash from your parents when you're just flat broke. These are tried and true excuses, so all that's left for you to do is just dial the number and start acting for that Oscar.


5. I wish I could come and see you guys, but I just can't afford the gas to go.

"Please Mom, May I Have Some More?"
4. I spent all my money on books.

3. My roommate stole my wallet.

2. You wouldn't let your child starve, would you?

1. I just called to say I love and miss you guys everyday, it's really lonely here at college without you to help guide me. I am really struggling with all this responsibility and wish you were here with the way, can I have 20 bucks?

Now that you've read my excuses, let me hear some of yours. Beseech us with your knowledge!